Official Forum Flame
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Dear ...
[x] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Lamer
[ ] AOLer
[ ] "Me too"-er
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Nerd
[ ] Elvis
[ ] Fed
[ ] Freak
[ ] Scientologist
[ ] Scammer
[x] Dumbass
[ ] Pre-teen
You Are Being Flamed Because:
[ ] You posted MODs in pieces LESS than 5000 lines
[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites
[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[x] You failed to use the search feature and/or browse through different sections of this forum
[ ] You started an off-topic thread
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't learned the difference between E-mail and newsgroups
[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll
[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)
[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was actually someone famous
[ ] You said "me too" to something
[ ] You suck
[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks
[ ] You posted a lame-sex ad
[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money making scheme and claimed it was legal
[ ] I think you might be a fed
[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you cool
[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally worthless that you are being flamed anyway
To Repent, You Must:
[ ] Stop masturbating for a week
[ ] Give up your AOL account
[x] Bust up your modem with a hammer and eat it
[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy
[x] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the FAQ
[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month
In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[x] Age 10 more years before you post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...
[ ] Take your s**t somewhere else
[ ] Get f**ked, you pathetic loser
[ ] Learn to post or f**k off
[ ] All of the above
Learn how NOT to be a n00b:
http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/posting.html